General
What Waiters say Vs. What they actually mean
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“Welcome to Alonso’s Grill and Bar. Oh how nice, you brought seven children along! We love children at Alonso’s Grill and Bar.”
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“Would you rather I clicked a picture of all of you together?”
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“You want to Instagram this piping hot plate of Lasagne while I hold it? How simply Marvellous!”
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“You want the cheese burger without the beef patty but with a chicken patty, 3 bacon strips and some neatly chopped onions over it?”
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“I would really recommend the fish, sir. It’s really fresh and our chef insists that you try it.”
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“Would you like regular or bottled water, sir?”
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“You want a table that’s equidistant to the bar and dessert table, but at the same time away from the loo?”
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You’d like something that’s paleo, vegan and gluten free?
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Your bill is on its way.
We’ll be seeing you soon now, won’t we sir?