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What Waiters say Vs. What they actually mean

2 years ago

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  1. “Welcome to Alonso’s Grill and Bar. Oh how nice, you brought seven children along! We love children at Alonso’s Grill and Bar.”

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  2. “Would you rather I clicked a picture of all of you together?”

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  1. “You want to Instagram this piping hot plate of Lasagne while I hold it? How simply Marvellous!”

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  1. “You want the cheese burger without the beef patty but with a chicken patty, 3 bacon strips and some neatly chopped onions over it?”

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  1. “I would really recommend the fish, sir. It’s really fresh and our chef insists that you try it.”

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  1. “Would you like regular or bottled water, sir?”

  1. “You want a table that’s equidistant to the bar and dessert table, but at the same time away from the loo?”

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  1. You’d like something that’s paleo, vegan and gluten free?

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  1. Your bill is on its way.

    image waiters 9We’ll be seeing you soon now, won’t we sir? 

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