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A Tractor Trailer Accident Left Hundreds of Pizza Casualties In Its Wake
We’re all aware that pizza is one of the greatest things to ever happen to mankind. A recent study even showed that we would sell out our friends for free pizza. That’s some serious pizza love right there. Last night pizza lovers were subjected to the tragic scene of hundreds of pizza casualties after a tractor trailer accident.
A tractor trailer slammed into the Mablevale Overpass on I-30, causing frozen pizzas to cover the interstate, blocking all traffic. @THV11 pic.twitter.com/qG4zJ8SqGp
— Winnie Wright (@WinnieWrightTV) 9 August 2017
Obviously, with a tragedy of this magnitude people were heartbroken. The pizza casualties in question appear to be DiGiorno’s and Tombstone brand pepperoni pizzas. However, if the pizza scavengers thought they could get in on the action they would have been highly disappointed.
For those asking. The pizzas have been run over and many have diesel fluid on them, so there won’t be pizza for dinner for any of us.
— Winnie Wright (@WinnieWrightTV) 9 August 2017
They say don’t cry over spilt milk, but for pizza, I think we can make an exception.