Wear An Edible Slice Of Pizza Around Your Neck With This Genius Invention

Do you wear your love for pizza on your sleeve? Well, now thanks to Stupididiotic, you can wear it on a necklace around your neck. We don’t mean a necklace with a fake pizza pendant; we mean a real slice of pizza, around your neck.

Stupidiotic invented the pizza pouch, which allows you to slip a full slice of pizza in it and seal it, so pizza will be available whenever you’re overcome with a craving.

“No one should ever be without pizza,” says the product description. “Sadly, (often tragically) pizza is not always available for immediate hand-to-mouth consumption. Prepare yourself. Keep and carry a backup slice with this specially designed Pizza Pouch. A durable zip-lock sealing neck-strap pie slice device. Always fresh and ready.”

Of course, wearing a pizza could also become an act of avant-garde fashion, a possibility that Stupiditotic has not failed to notice saying ““BONUS: Just wearing this Pizza Pouch will instantly make you more popular and attractive. It’s a bold (and delicious) fashion statement.”

Are you excited to own and use a pizza pouch? Fork over $8 and the product will be yours; and you’ll be able to hold pizza close to your heart. Until you give in to temptation and eat it.