10 food I wish someone made a diet version of

[dropcap]T[/dropcap]here is a monster on the prowl, and he’s out to add a few inches to our waists. There has to be a way to stop the calorie monster.

We need to enjoy our food without guilt and worry. We need an additional ‘diet factor’.

Wait, why do you need a diet version anyway?

Here’s why.

1.  Chips

Because we can never stop with one. Or even one packet.

2.  Fries

Have you ever heard of anyone who said no to ‘fries’?

3.  Candy bars

Kids need a staple diet too, you know.

4.  Pizza

Pizza is an addiction that can’t be stopped at any age.

5.  Deep fried chicken or technically, deep fried anything

It tastes amazing. We can’t get a better reason that!

6.  Doughnuts

We need slimmer Police Officers.

7.  Cakes

We have a lot of friends. And they all seem to have birthdays. Weird.

8.  Theatre popcorn

There’s a new movie coming out every week.

9.  Cookies

Can you hear the chant ‘We want cookies, we want cookies!’? That’s why.

10.  Burger

It’s either this or salad. And let me assure you, no one is choosing the salad.