8 things you say when you eat too much.

8. “I can’t move. Wheel me.”

7. “Excuse me. I need to go to the restroom to loosen my pants”

6. “I ate like a cow.”

5. “May be I ate too much.”

You think?

4. “3 months in the gym can’t burn what I just ate.”

3. “If you think about it, I’m doing the world a favour. Look at all those people who waste food. I’m just cleaning up their mess.”

No. You’re not.

2. “Here it comes – 3…2…1… BURRRRRP. Sorry.”

1. “Cannot eat for the next 6 years.” The waiter brings dessert. “Okay may be a teeny bit.”