Thanks To Hidden Valley, You Can Now Buy A Keg Of Ranch

What’s the first thing that comes to your mind when you think of a keg? Frat parties (in the movies)? Obscene amounts of beer? Well, guess what, thanks to Hidden Valley you can now get a keg of your favourite ranch dressing (ranch lovers, compose yourselves).

The ranch keg stands at around 10 inches tall and apparently holds 5 liters of dressing. According to them, it’s about a year’s worth of ranch (ranch enthusiasts will have something to say about that) and costs $50 but, it seems a bit excessive for us (unless they’re going familywise or something).

Which begs the question, how much ranch is too much ranch? According to Matt, it’s definitely not just 5 liters.

@HVRanch If you buy the #Ranchkeg how much ranch dressing do you get in a “year’s supply”? As much as I can consume?

— Matt Sparx (@SPXRadio) 7 November 2017

We’re guessing Eva went to a lot of frat parties in college…

Suburban party at my place. BYO kale. Keg stands encouraged. #ranchkeg pic.twitter.com/dZjo6JmrxE

— ??Eeva@CanFUR?✨ (@Eevachu) 8 November 2017

You’re not the only one Will, you’re not the only one.

Yo, I thought the #RanchKeg thing was an Onion article…https://t.co/GdXHQYlt1w

— Sheer Force of Will (@hotgazpacho) 8 November 2017

To sum it up:

“It isn’t a party unless the Hidden Valley® Ranch is flowin” #RanchKeghttps://t.co/lWAg9wEFY5 pic.twitter.com/CBdNBJun2s

— Dylan (@dy14nd) 7 November 2017