11 things Martians will never understand about humans and food

1. Too much cash

Why would they pay money to eat unhealthy food?

2. Too many ice creams

Why do they need more than one variety of ice cream?

3. Small stomach, big appetite

How can they eat more than the size of their stomach?

4. Vegetarian?

It’s not just enough to call yourself a vegetarian. Some are vegans, some tolerate eggs, while some even eat certain kinds of meat!

5. Eating again, and again

They eat three times a day. How come they’re still eating in between meals?

6. Food, food, food..

Is food the only thing on their minds? If they spent as much time thinking of food as they did in improving their technology, they’d have found us by now.

7. Keep it simple

They’re so particular about the taste and presentation of their food. Why not just eat nutrients to keep the body functioning?

8. Non-vegetarian?

They eat all sorts of species, except for their own. Barbarians!

9. The secret power of kids

All those millions of candy bars that kids eat, where does it all go?

10. Stop. Eating.

So much fat WILL damage their organs. Why are they STILL eating more?

11. New god?

Is pasta a religion? Why are there so many followers?