9 things that you probably did while you were drunk last Saturday

1. You called up McDonalds and told them their KFC chicken was excellent.

2. You took candy from a baby.

3. You told your friend she was..not thin.

4. You fed your vegetarian friend a piece of chicken.

5. You made ‘Why did the chicken cross the road? – To end up in KFC’ jokes in KFC.

6. You screamed ‘snakes’ at a plate of spaghetti.

7. You told Baskin and Robins that all their ice cream flavours taste the same.

8. You wriggled into a Chinese restaurant and shouted that their food was actually Indian.

9. You screamed at the ’food delivery service’ and asked them whether their delivery was taking so long was because they were delivering babies.