14 Foods You Should Not Have on Valentine’s Day

Valentine’s Day is just around the corner. And if you have a hot date that night, you’re probably already preparing for it. The appropriate clothes, the perfect shoes and the right perfume. But you might also need to watch out on what you eat the previous night and the morning of, unless you want to be Farty Farterson.

Cabbage

Yes, Yes, it’s very healthy. Mainly because it has lots of fibre and will have you running for the bathroom before you can say “date”.

Steamed Broccoli

Give this healthy green a miss. You wouldn’t want to toot in front of your date, do you?

Spicy Chilli

Need we state why?

Milk

You wouldn’t want your pants to star in Whiplash.

Baked Beans

Love baked beans for breakfast? Not on this day.

Steak

You wouldn’t have meat-sweats on your date night.

Roasted Root Veggies

Na-ah. Unless you want your stomach to rumble all night. And for all the wrong reasons.

Asparagus

Unless you want to let one rip

Cheese

Of any sort. Why? Because you’ll um, fart.

Ice Cream Sundae

A gas-y Valentine’s Day just isn’t the way to go.

Beans

Butterflies in your stomach. And these aren’t the pretty ones.

Prunes

Give your behind a well needed rest.

Brussels sprouts

Damp Brussels Sprouts are to be avoided. At all costs.

Corn

You’ll know why, if you have ever had corn in your life. Psst, It’s natural confetti.